Published Date 4/9/12 9:44 PM

Queen Party

21st April (Dalston, London)

Everybody comes as a queen, any queen will do.

Bring rich wine and fine dining.

Gold, swans, hats, handbags, microphones, tight trousers and wig, a tetra.

The royal verity show – performers free, everyone else 20 million $$$$.

RSVP as the queen (any queen will do) for the address.