Published Date 09/04/12 21:44
21st April (Dalston, London)
Everybody comes as a queen, any queen will do.
Bring rich wine and fine dining.
Gold, swans, hats, handbags, microphones, tight trousers and wig, a tetra.
The royal verity show – performers free, everyone else 20 million $$$$.
RSVP as the queen (any queen will do) for the address.